Essays taken from a weekly newspaper column published in the Washington County News, Washington, Kansas. Look for my book, "Dispatches From Kansas," available from Amazon.com, from the author or Town Crier Bookstore, 716 Commercial, Emporia.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Occupy Blue Rapids conundrum
I can't decide whether I want to be reincarnated as a secretive bird, a bra or Godzilla. All have their relative merits.
Linda, Linda, Linda -- Chile is spelled with an e! Sheesh. If you come back to Blue Rapids I can at least arrange a pony ride. Does that count? And, if you're nice, I might loan you my macro lens for a few hours as long as you remain in sight and away from any vehicle which might provide a fast getaway.
2 comments:
If I come and help occupy Blue Rapids, can I have a pony?
No? Well, how about a macro lens and a basketful of Hatch chilis, then?
Linda, Linda, Linda -- Chile is spelled with an e! Sheesh.
If you come back to Blue Rapids I can at least arrange a pony ride. Does that count?
And, if you're nice, I might loan you my macro lens for a few hours as long as you remain in sight and away from any vehicle which might provide a fast getaway.
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